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collegehumor:

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! There’s a cockroach in your house!

I don’t know what vengeful deity you’ve offended to deserve this fate, but now you have to deal with it!

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

1. Panic.

2. Invite your neighbor over, then have him kill it.

3. Muster your courage and kill it yourself.

4. Move out of your house.


That’s how you know you love someone, I guess, when you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too.

The Descendants (via booksandmovies-quotes)

messessentialist:

these twitter accounts give me strength. (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)


telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?


modmad:

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My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many


uncravings:

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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”


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